one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
Stephen Fry interviewing Simon Lokodo, Uganda’s Minister for “Ethics and Integrity”
the best songs start with WWthe space jam theme song
why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…
but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?
I consider that behavior to be abusive behavior normalized as ‘parenting’ when it’s pretty much anything but that.
Dean with Pokemon slays me because they would love him so damn much. Just ridiculous levels of physical affection at all times. And at first Dean isn’t sure about having more things around that are reliant on him, but pretty soon he gets used to being constantly loved on….
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
OH MY GOD
[bursts through your window at 3am wearing a starfleet uniform] so i heard you like star trek
[throws the covers off of my body, fully awake, to reveal my own starfleet uniform, which i am wearing] lets boldly go u nerd
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will