in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.
but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.
ur always supposed to hate the girl.
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone you’ve never met or touched” shut up you don’t know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
isn’t it ironic that boobs are used to sell everything from burgers to soap but how dare a mother breastfeed her child out in the open
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
This is a collection of Tweets from military veterans reacting to the police response in Ferguson.
And if this shit doesn’t scare you, I don’t know what will.
Open your eyes.
New age Genocide